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Just Funny answer messages
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Just Funny answer messages
http://www.iamstrange.com/answering%20machine.htm
I've posted some of my favorites here
the one for my phone is:
7)Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets.
1)A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not
here. So leave a message.
2)Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If
you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid
institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe
me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
5)Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to
it instead. Wait for the beep. (Pause) Hello. I am David's answering
machine. What are you?
10)This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a
number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
18)Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service
(The best one)
which one is your favorite, do you have any you made up on your own, do tell lol
I've posted some of my favorites here
the one for my phone is:
7)Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
magnets.
1)A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not
here. So leave a message.
2)Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If
you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid
institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe
me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
5)Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to
it instead. Wait for the beep. (Pause) Hello. I am David's answering
machine. What are you?
10)This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a
number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
18)Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service
(The best one)
which one is your favorite, do you have any you made up on your own, do tell lol
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